Most women prefer sex with the lights out - they can't bear to see a man enjoying himself. Men like sex with the lights on, so they can get the women's names right.

Most women prefer sex with the lights out - they can't bear to see a man enjoying himself. Men like sex with the lights on, so they can...

Teacher: Would you like to share that with the class? Me: Obviously not, that's why I whispered it.

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

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No boyfriend, no problems.

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Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh.

Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life. ...

When someone touches my phone I automatically turn into a ninja.

When someone touches my phone I automatically turn into a ninja . The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life....

I walk down the street with music in my ears and feel like I'm in a music video.

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In school, the only thing group projects ever taught me was that I hate other people.

In school , the only thing group projects ever taught me was that I hate other people. The best collection of quotes and sayings for eve...

1+1 = 3 if you do not use a condom

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It's Friday, remember that bad decisions = the best stories.

It's Friday , remember that bad decisions = the best stories. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life....

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong . The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life. ♥♥ Share Inspire ...

If we're not supposed to have late night snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?

If we're not supposed to have late night snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge ? The best collection of quotes and sayings...

My middle finger salutes you.

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Drinking - For everyone out there who never tried alcohol or at least never got drunk, this is how it feels

Drinking - For everyone out there who never tried alcohol or at least never got drunk, this is how it feels The best collection of quot...

I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If he figures it out, he's worth a shot.

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You may pay for school, but you can't buy class.

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When a girl cancels a date, it's because she has to. But when a guy cancels a date it's because he has two.

When a girl cancels a date , it's because she has to. But when a guy cancels a date it's because he has two. The best collection...

If an object is more than five feet away, it becomes unnecessary.

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If I fall asleep texting you, it's because I didn't want to say goodbye.

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